Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-1178 (?)
- SCP-1178 is a Soviet-era intercontinental ballistic missile that floats in the air above a former missile base and is believed to want to cause nuclear war. If people or vehicles get too close, or if specific fake broadcasts aren't constantly played, the missile will slowly start to move, which triggers a secondary effect where the nuclear detection systems of former Soviet and NATO countries falsely indicate an incoming nuclear attack from each other. To prevent a real global nuclear war, Foundation agents have to sabotage these detection systems to make the false readings seem like technical glitches.
- Hitler Has Only Got One Ball (?)
- "Hitler Has Only Got One Ball" is a satirical British song from World War II, sung to the tune of the "Colonel Bogey March," which mocks Nazi leaders by suggesting they have missing, deformed, or undersized testicles. The most common version claims Adolf Hitler had only one testicle, Hermann Göring and Heinrich Himmler had very small ones, and Joseph Goebbels had none at all. The lyrics, whose author is unknown, emerged among British soldiers in 1939 and were adopted by Allied forces and civilians to boost morale through political mockery, equating defective testicles with a lack of courage. Its familiarity significantly increased after the tune was featured in the 1957 film *The Bridge on the River Kwai*, and it has since been widely referenced in popular culture, contributing to enduring public theories about Hitler's alleged monorchism.